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I live in the streets?
In speaking about a nacho bar for movie night:Transporter:what about chips?Elizabeth: caprice…don’t read my emails or anythingTransporter: thought she was bringing meatElizabeth: um i amTransporter: people keep not emailing MEElizabeth: no that was in the car (we were all driving together)Transporter: and was not an EMAILElizabeth: then i confirmed it through emailto youyesterdayTransporter: I have a lot going on with my lifemy parents are losing their homemy sister is a recovering alchoholic living on the streets of new yorkand a man is out to kill me, for a crime I didn’t commitand my wife left me for a guy that plays a rock star in a off broadway show -
Friends from where?
Transporter: nicccooole
we get to see kendra tomorrow
the traitor
Dorothy: yes I know
the 3 amigos will be back together!
Transporter: yaaay!
wait
I’m not included in that am I
Dorothy: yea, you are not
Transporter: Screw you.
Dorothy: WELL GET YOUR OWN FRIENDS
Transporter: WHERE.
Dorothy: UP YOUR ASS, I DON’T KNOW -
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Me:if i could stay Saturday an extra hour i would7;;30-5”30whoaDorothy: uhhMe: where my colon atDorothy: on your buttMe: that was a good one sethDorothy: well, you didnt say SEMI colonMe: IT ISN’T A SEMI COLONI got that downDorothy: WHAT IS ITElizabeth: :that one:::::::Dorothy: is it just a colon?Me: i did ;; and ” insteadDorothy: i can’t remember nowschool was so long agoMe: yeah a colon goes in the time5:30Dorothy: ah okyeah, ;this is semi colonright?Me: a semi goes like this is the story; story of the timeyeahi never use the semi reallyDorothy: but still, you colon is on your buttMe: so why do we have to press shift for a regular oneMe: :that is super annoyingDorothy: its dumbwe have stupid conversations -
So Pudding doesn’t get left out
Pudding: I feel like I need to gchat you all the time so I can appear on your tumblr
me: ha ha ha haI know you will end up on therePudding: I will totally develop a complex if I don’tAnd this was past midnight her time, so she’s serious. -
A chat where my college librarian friend stares blankly
Supercool: You know those opposing viewpoint books?
me: yeahthey are usefulSupercool: Where they’ll give you both sides of an argument about a hot topic. We have that database.They are useful, especially at this level.me: CQ researcher?or another one?Supercool: I was just going to say a student has to write a paper about hate speech, so I showed him that.He asked if he could just copy and paste it.And use that for his paper.me: yessssssssDid you laugh? I would laughSupercool: I just stared at him for a bit. I decided he was serious and said “No. No you can not. You’ll have to actually write your paper.”He said something about not wanting to and I said “That is what you I can’t believe I seriously had to have that conversation.me: oh my gosh. that’s awesome.he is not going to make it farSupercool: No. If you don’t want to, don’t go to college.me: Or at least don’t tell the librarian you want to copy and paste -
Between my best friend and brother on chocolate
Dorothy: I AM COOKING FOR YOU TOMROROW
Transporter: MAYBE I WON’T EAT ANY OF IT
Dorothy: GOOD MORE FOR ME
Transporter: GOOD
Dorothy: YOU CAN EAT THE DEAD BIRD ON THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
Transporter: I seriously probably won’t eat much
why is there a dead bird on the side of the house
Dorothy: ITS A DOVE, SO IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE
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From my Brother, the Transporter, on naming your child
Transporter: let’s play a game
let’s play what crazy names do BC kids have
there is an Abbi, and Abbie, an Abby, and an Abigail
there are TWO Amayas
two codys and two connors
not a lot of doubles so far, really
here we go. 5 graces
3 hannahs! Did we really need more than one, people?
three jacobs. too old to be Twlight babies at least
two Josh’s and two Joshua’s
a natalee, a natalie and a natalie
poor kid that is named natalee
oh second one was supposed to be natalia
good grief. One Olive, and FIVE Olivias
a couple peytons. That’s surprising
Four Rileys?!
5 Tylers. Most boring name ever
And a Zachary, and a Zackary
phonetically the second makes more sense but it just looks wrong
I have the best gtalk conversations a girl can have. So here are the highlights. Names are changed, so if one is you, feel safe.
